Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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