if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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