i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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