She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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