Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You smell like stripper and shame
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Randomize