My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
