Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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