Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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