porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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