Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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