Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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