girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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