Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
it's like iHOP with fire
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Randomize
