So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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