At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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