he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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