Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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