Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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