Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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