There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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