He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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