hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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