I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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