wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I could fuck to npr.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize