That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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