Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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