how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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