Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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