I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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