My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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