Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.