I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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