I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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