she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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