Your tits are I can't wait for
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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