She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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