How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just threw up on my dentist
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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