she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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