If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
