I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This is the high leading the old right now
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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