Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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