im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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