WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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