marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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