Define "chronic" masturbator.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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