Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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