Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
That's when you crack a 10am beer
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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