Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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