is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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