Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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