let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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