"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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