I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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