It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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