47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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