If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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