Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
